After traveling with me from North Carolina to Michigan to Iceland to Ireland and to the very top of the highlands of Scotland, Nelson managed to jump ship in Atlanta.
I can’t find him anywhere.
Abi:There's a problem with our rental.
Deadpan Rental Dude:What sort of problem?
Abi:It's driving too heavy and it just doesn't feel right. It's making a rotating clunking sound underneath that may be the driveshaft. And when you hit 100 km/h it begins to shimmy and rattle. Basically, we don't feel safe in that car.
Deadpan Rental Dude:Well, shit.
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